splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

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jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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fionagoodess:

when people ask you how school is:

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houdinia:

defluor:

supermodelgif:

naturally

same

same

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robotlynx:

sighnless:

robotlynx:

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

then explain this

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

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condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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